A cookie tale

Do biskoot ko pyaar tha..

Dono ko ikraar tha..

Par ek biskoot thoda bekaar tha..

Woh pehle ko chodhne ko tayaar tha..
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Usne apna makeover karwaya..

Square se khud ko circle banwaya..

Phir khud par laga kar thodi si cream...

Usne khud ko kisi paraye biskoot se chipkaya..

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Pehle biskoot ka toot gaya dil..

Aisa dhoka dekh kar gaya woh hil..
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Usne kiya decide ki woh karega break up...

Kabhi ni socha tha ki woh karegi cream ka make up..
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Woh chilla kar bola,' Main jaanta hun aisa dhoka de kar tum Sorry ho!'
Par main ab tumhe nahi chah sakta.. kyonki ab toh tum koi...'

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"OREO"

How does a bear propose?

AAMI TUMI KO 'BHALU' BHASHI!
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Waaaaaaaow

Autocad kara install, par serial key nahin hain?

Ab kya karein?? Gaana gaate hain!

Main tenu samjhawan ki...




Tu KEYGEN pyaar mera !!


:D

Zara sa Zoom lun main?

Arre na re na re na!!



:D

Moth mere sir ke aas paas ghumti hai

Main MOTH ka khiladi hun !!

Budhe logon ki aadatein :D

Kuch cheezein hai jo budhe hone pe main NAHIN karunga:

1. Saturday ko Sachurday bolna
2. Kaan saaf karte hue awaaz nikalni
3. Haan or na mein thook wali awaaz nikalni
4. Adult diapers
5. Gyaan bantna
6. Denture lagaana
7. Hai main mar gayi! bolna
8. Dakaar ko 'om' ya 'hari om' mein morph karna
9. Bachon ko shararat karne se rokna
10. Kitty party
11. Taash khelna


Padh marna aur act karna jaise yeh normal hai