The car ran into the tree, the tree ran away...WOW
The bag is on the suitcase, the suitcase is on the bag...WOW
Plain dosa looks like a napkin, a napkin looks like plain dosa...WOW
The chutney is cold, the sambar is hot, the dosa got 'garam sard'....WOW
The chutney and sambar are together, the dosa is feeling lonely....WOW
These are PJ's but you are still reading...WOW
It is raining, I got wet but my raincoat is dry...WOW
The Dustbin is vella but the bhaiya is cleaning...WOW
I failed the urine test...WOW
My name is different than yours...WOW
The fan is off, I am revolving...WOW
I switched on the fan, the switch started revolving....WOW
The Simpson who is Bart cannot fart...WOW
I put ice in my tea, the tea turned cold....WOW
I drank the cold tea, it tasted horrible...WOW
We are so pathetic, but you still love us.....WOW
I fried a chicken, she gave boiled eggs....WOW
Mary had a little lamb, the lamb was really little...WOW
I was eating apples, the apples had worms in them....WOW
I was X-raying my stomach, my stomach had worms....WOW
The doorbell conked off , I used my alarm clock instead...WOW
Sin divided by Cos gives us Tan, we still use tanning creams....WOW
The sun rises from the East, West Bengal is on India's Eastern side...WOW
I broke open my speakers, they had magnets in them....WOW
I stuck those magnets on my iron cupboard, the cupboard started singing....WOW
I slapped my headphones, they slapped me back....WOW
I touched a bare electricity wire, the wire got a shock....WOW
Na murgi na anda, salad sabse pehle aaya...WOW
I bought an underwear from a bookstore....WOW
My computer runs on pencil cells....WOW
I put lubricant in my scooter, it got loose motions...WOW
I don't have a telescope....WOW
I smelled my socks, the socks fainted....WOW
I put Sodium on my friend's toilet paper....WOW
I taped my Dad's CD player with a rock CD in it....WOW
I have an AM radio, it doesn't play in the evening because then it is PM....WOW
I ate chillies, the tomatoes started crying...WOW
I put my GI joes in the microwave...WOW
I made my rabbit puke, a magic hat came out....WOW
I put my Harry Potter on a broom, the broom flew away...WOW
I sat on a mountain, it was singing WE WILL ROCK YOU...WOW
My dog sued me as I didn't respond when he called me...WOW
I swallowed a live anaconda...WOW
