What is the difference between a shoe and a tree ?
Both are not fishes !! Waaaaaaaooow !
Which is stronger a bulb or tubelight ?
Bulb. kyonki woh BAL AB hai !! Waaaaaaaooow !
Which is stronger a blanket or a bulb ?
Bulb, kyonki blanket KAM BAL hai !! Waaaaaaaooow !
Why are you even reading this sick blog ?
Because you are a filthy human !! Waaaaaaaooow !
What does MERmaid mean ?
Mallika e Rajasthan ki maid !! Waaaaaaaooow !
What would you call the Queen ?
Raj-ma !! Waaaaaaaooow !
What did Daddy underwear say to Baby underwear ?
Kacchuaaa ( Kachu aa ) !! Waaaaaaaooow !
What did one napkin say to the other ?
Tu ganda ho gaya !! Waaaaaaaooow !