Halla !

Bol bol bol.....................................

Tiffin !!!

Khol khol khol............

Baja le !!!!!

Dhol dhol dhol............

POLO !!

Mint with AA !!

Hole hole hole....

Potty

Sab ko aati hai..

Darr darr ke kyon karte ho ?

Glug

Woh dil hi kya jo Dilli na gaya ho,

Dilli jaana zaruri nahin waise

Model toh maine banana hai,

Sab bol rahe hain , ' AISE KAISE ? "

Gaaliyan ni likhunga yahaan

Neeche Jawed Akhtar hai

Signature Tower mein toh pata ni

Kitne saar Daftar hain !!

Duniya hai gol , main hoon square

Haircut ko kahun kya square cut ?

Arre , AYE HAYE !! Yahaan toh ulti hai

Abbe kya kar raha hai ? Soongh mat

Agar germs hoye toh ?

Agar woh roye toh ?

Unhein tu chup karayega ?

Unki jagah tu gandagi filayega ?

Gandagi nahi hai

WC mein dala hai Domex

Tumhara Ishq Ishq

Humar Ishq Sex !

:D :D :D :D :D =))

=))

MASTER PIECE HAI YEH !

Susti

Susti jal ki rani hai

Rani toh Patiala ki bhi thi

Patiala ki rani SUST hai

Hawwww

Ae Malik Tere Bande Hum

Neki par chale,

Aur Baddi se Tale,

Taaki HASTE hue nikle hum !

Where is the pulp ?

Khud ka naam Pulpy Orange hai, Duniya se pooch raha hai, " Where is the Pulp ? "

SHARAM ni AATI ? :/

JA Dude !

Yeh Jo Alfaassss hai,

Sab Bakwaasss hai..

Mike ke aage bolna hai achi baat..

Din ke baad toh ayegi raat..

Raat baaki, baat baaki..

My best nicker is khaaki..

Paper mache se banaya hai maine ghar..

Ab tu darr, haan mujhse darr..

Pyaar ke bol, raaz na khol..

Yehi hai assssli kavi ki pehchaan..

Dekho Pal ke dhabe pe prastut hai..

Kadhai chicken te butter naan

Isse behtar kya ??

Concept : Combining Scale and Nike with Majnu and Bike

Kaam

Yeh kaam karna galat baat hai,

Kyonki jaagna padhta puri raat hai..

Raat ko toh jagrata karna chahiye..

Jug mein pani thanda bharna chahiye

Kya sochoon, kaise karoon, yaaran kar na payoon

Ayoon ayoon ayoon ayoon !!

Uncle Chipps mein aate hain do p

Ek sip tumne p, ek sip humne p :D

Yummy yummy !! Hai mera tummy !

Haan maine taste kiya hai, koi problem ?

Aaja mere saath meri maths tuition.

Saath baith ke assignment solve kare hum

Bum bum bum, bum bum bum

Chick chika chick chika !!

Mausam..

Bhiga bhiga

Follower

Abhi hai 1, honge anek

Main jaanta hoon, kyonki yeh duniya hai fake

Fake karna hai gandi baat, kyonki baatein purani hai

Dekho ek kachue ki kitni mast jawani hai ! :D

Hal hai koi ? Part 2

Pehle neeche jake Part 1 padho..

Phir yeh padh ke sadho !!

Hmmm hmmmmm hai pyaari awaaz,

Harmonium ne chedha saaz...

Mitti jam gayi deodorant par,

Haan ab tu badboo se darr

Darna mana hai.. kyonki Darne se ho jayoge fail..

Diye bhuj gaye !!! Kyon ni daala tel !?

Tell tell Tel ki kahani,

Mooh zubani..

Mooh zubani

Mooh.....

Zubani !!!! :D :D

Hal hai koi ?

Yeh pal hai ajeeb praani,

ABCD na aye muh zubani..

Petrol bacha le oye dunia ke waaste,

Champak bhaaga pichu ke raaste !!

Sannaata chaa gaya hai..

Ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh...

Oye tera pataka toh chala hi ni ..!!

Phiiissssssssssssssssssssssss

Haha haha ho ho

Mujhe 5 Rupees de do

Kyonki orange bar hai khaani

Yeh pal hai ajeeb praani

Sim sala bim, gile gile

abra cadabra

Chennai mein hai Dosa..

Calcutta mein Hawra !! :D :D :D

Thanking You,

Unthankful Brat

Kung Fu Fighting

Ching Ching Ching

China pahunch gaye !!!

Ab toh Chicken khana padega !!

Balle balle !!

POEM POYUm

Damru baja ke nacha mor,

Mor bola pappu can't dance,

Popcorn kha ke ro mat soniye..

Please give me a second chance

Pepsi meri tune gira di

Ab le kar aa mere liye gift

Select karne ke liye text

Dabana padhta hai shift

Shift kar, mujhe baithna hai

Nahin karega, tu hai baalti

Oh dekho !!

Mr. Sharma ne Mrs. Chadda Uchal di !! :P :P

Return of the Waaow King

Mere saamne wali khidki mein, kuch dikhayi ni deta..

Kyonki peeche Parde lage hain !!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW

Parde hain pink, sky hai blue

I love you too I love you too

Saamne aa eh dusht praani

Sunaoo tujhe ek MAST kahani

Rani ne mari Wazir ko laat

Kyonki Wazir Chess wala tha

Wazir ne kiya cook ko fire

Kyonki khaana Mess wala tha !

:D :D :D