क्या आप 12 पास तेज़ हैं ?

What is the difference between a shoe and a tree ?
Both are not fishes !! Waaaaaaaooow !


Which is stronger a bulb or tubelight ?
Bulb. kyonki woh BAL AB hai !! Waaaaaaaooow !

Which is stronger a blanket or a bulb ?
Bulb, kyonki blanket KAM BAL hai !! Waaaaaaaooow !

Why are you even reading this sick blog ?
Because you are a filthy human !! Waaaaaaaooow !


What does MERmaid mean ?
Mallika e Rajasthan ki maid !! Waaaaaaaooow !

What would you call the Queen ?
Raj-ma !! Waaaaaaaooow !

What did Daddy underwear say to Baby underwear ?
Kacchuaaa ( Kachu aa ) !! Waaaaaaaooow !

What did one napkin say to the other ?
Tu ganda ho gaya !! Waaaaaaaooow !

2 comments:

sowmya said...

what did the dog say to the ant ????
bow WOW :p

Arjun said...

Wow aur Waaaow mein antar hai..
Dilli mein Jantar Mantar hai