इक महल हो सपने को

Hasste hasste kat jaye raste,
Toh taxi lene ka kya fayda?
Mere favourite snack toh rahegi maggi,
Even if its only water and maida!

Wah wah waaaaaaaow !

Duniya hai pyaari, ek abla naari,
Jo dhund rahi hai ek pen,
English aur hindi toh moh maya hai,
Murgi is murgi, hen is hen!

Wah wah waaaaaaaow !

Chamach se khana ya kaante se,
Khaana toh eating hi hota hai,
Sunlo balak, sab hain selfish,
Main apni dhota, tu apni dhota hai!

Wah wah waaaaaaaow !

Computer pe baithe, kaam karne
Kahaan bijli waste hoti hai,
Farts ko bhi use karna seekho balak,
Kyonki hawa toh bekaar, par smell toh moti hai!

Wah wah waaaaaaaow !

Dhaniya powder aur ice cream soup,
Yehi toh cheezein mahaan hai,
Jaise Himesh Reshammiya ki surili awaaz,
Mere liye haraam, tere liye bhagwan hai !

Wah wah waaaaaaaow !