Muli ka hatoda

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Yo.. Yo..

Bahut sochne ke baad maine khaya paranthaa,
Par mujhe kya pata tha woh atta bewafa tha?
Woh dhaba naya, main pehli baar gaya tha..
Ghar jaake main toh aaram se soya tha..
Par kya batayun yaar kitna roya tha...

College mein baitha, main padh raha tha..
Andar hi andar pressure badh raha tha..
Pankhe the band, kamra sadh raha tha..
Apni hi awaaz se main darr raha tha..

Kisko batayun, kaise chupayun..
Apna yeh dard main kise sunayun..
Pet sambhalun ya sir hilayun..
Phir socha maine zara toilet ho ayun...

Main utha aur bola, 'Excuse me sir'
Sir bola, ' Chup kar ke baith aur padh!'
Bas itna hi tha, meri himmat gayi marr..
Ab suno uss pal ka bhayanak asar..

Sooooon kar ke maine woh padh choda...
Tham gayi duniya, mera bhaag gaya ghoda..
Ek dum se sabne apni naak pakdi,
Jaise baja ho kisi ko muli ka hathoda..

Bache chillaye,
Teacher ghabraye,
Padosi bhi bole,'mar jayun aaye haaye'
Ek hi vaar se maine 10 pedh hilaye,
Suar bhi soch rahe, kahaan muh chupaye..

Peth ko toh mere mil gaya tha chain,
Singh bola mujhe, ' Teri karun maa paen!'
Tubelight gayi fatt, ghum gaye the fan..
Awaaz thi zero, effect ten out of ten!

Dur baitha mali, ho gaya behosh,
Peeche baithe bacho ki aankhon mein aakrosh,
Maar padi mujhe, tha dhabe wale ka dosh
Haan ek hi pad ne, meri badal di soch..

Socho main chalun khaa ke kahin tinde ka achaar,
Teri hazaar bandook, mera ek hi hathyaar,
Tu phaenk barood, main bhi maru dahaad,
Mere jaisa koi nahi, baby Anna Hazaar!

Hafte ki chutti, phir college khula,
Humara studio, tezaab se dhula,
Haan main hun Arjun, maine choda tha woh teer
Canteen mein tha dudh, ab woh ban gaya paneer
Kuch hi pal mein meri badal gayi taqdeer..

Bol! Chilla!
Kuch bhi khila,
Tune maare dhakke,
Par mera tua na hila !
Panga na lena, teri naak se niklega khoon...
Ruk zara! Ruk ruk zara !! Pooooooon !!



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